Getting ready to vote? Got your voter checkllist all set? No? Never fear, Ace of Spades HQ
has got you covered!
"One box of wine spiked with hospital-grade codeine, just in case your wife or girlfriend tells you she's "leaning towards Barbara Boxer;" yeah, she'll be really pissed off that you drugged her, but then, no one comes off codeine in a bad mood, either"
I think that Ace may have missed a few items. One that comes to mind is:
A nice assortment of French Wines and Cheeses to distract any Kerry voters until the polls close. Be prepared to wither any criticism that the cheese is too runny or the wines are not of a good vintage because these people are experts (especially on the whines).