This is for my homies, with apologies to Issac Hayes...
Who's the President
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
BUSH!
Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
BUSH!
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
BUSH!
Right On!
They say this cat Bush is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Bush.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
George Dubya!
Original lyrics here
UPDATE: I have been corrected... The first verse is more properly devoted to Dick Cheney.
Who's the grumpy, mean Veep
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
DICK!
Ya damn right!